Late Risers – Varsity Letterman Jacket

Finally, an athletic letter for competitive sleeping in.

The early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets eight solid hours of sleep, uninterrupted dreams, and zero interest in a 6:00 AM jog. Designed with retro varsity cool, this heavyweight letterman jacket celebrates your most disciplined talent: hitting snooze until noon. Throw it on over pajamas to grab coffee like you’ve been up for hours, or wear it on Sunday morning to non-verbally communicate: “Do not address me until 11:30 AM.” It gives you all the swagger of high school varsity track with absolutely none of the running. Snooze-Ready Comfort: Medium-heavy 9.73 oz./yd.² (330 g/m²) cotton-poly blend with an ultra-soft brushed fleece interior built for drafty living rooms and cold mornings. Classic Sideline Style: Contrast heather sleeves, ribbed cuffs, and snap buttons that look sharp even if your hair says you just rolled out of bed. Regular Fit: Roomy enough to layer comfortably over a hoodie, loungewear, or yesterday’s pajama shirt. Official Team Uniform: Proudly embroidered with “The Late Risers” script so everyone knows what sport you dominate.